Thursday, December 31, 2009

Biggest Flop of 2009

None other than Kris Allen. Sure cheaters at AT&T and in AK stole this mediocre talent the win on American Idol. But that really did not do him any favors. He is a laughing stock, a joke and the biggest Flop of 2009.

While Adam Lambert shines so brightly is on the top of every 2009 lists as awesome, incredible, undeniable etc. Kris goes down as the lowest selling Idol winner of all time. How does that feel Kris? You had said you hoped you won because of the music well you must know by now that your win had nothing to do with your music. Face it your music sucks. You won because you are safe period. Homophobes, The Christian Right and Arkansas coupled with disgruntled Gokey fans gave you the win. But Kris I have to give you credit even when you saw that 90% of the Idol crowds coast to coast were there just for Adam you held out hope that you won for your music. Certainly you are not the brightest bulb in the circuit, you must get the facts now.

Now if only the few and certainly whiny Kris fans will face reality. Good Gawd they can come up with such a pref-ilia of excuses for why things are they are. Adam the media darling and Kris long forgotten. They clutch to the one fact that the single of that suck ass LLWD is selling fairly well. HELLO jackasses why are people only buying a song and not the CD? Because it sucks.

Oh and why did Jive pick the one song Kris had no hand in? Because he sucks as a song writer and he is one of the worst singers in AI history of top 10's.

Let's play a game how long before the wee meh one is dropped?
Calling all American Idol Bloggers.  I would like to add links to your site whether it be a fansite or snark site.  I do not want OTT fans BUT  Adam Lambert fans, Jason Castro fans, David Cook fans, Carrie Underwood fans, Kris Allen fans I would like your perspective on your Idols career path post Idol AND your take on the upcoming season sans Paula.  Contact me eh

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

with the next crop of american idols heading off to hollywood on the 9th i guess now would be a good time to get this party started eh?
ahhh lessee where to start.... (finishing the forum would be a good place?)
this is a site for fans of reality tv, you know the kind where votes are cast and someone leaves. we are not exactly a fansite, but WE ARE a place for fans to bitch!
many love american idol, many vote for their favourite and take it to the skeery boards. you know ai forums, idf, fansites....one thing they all have in common is NO BITCHING, BAH! i call bullshit! I mean come onn adam lambert lost, WHAT? jason castro judged before he sings HUNH?
i wanna bitch about the plants, the pimping, the shenanigans. i wanna bitch about what the slut wore and what the douche said. i wanna bitch about the judges that are blind/tone deaf or just plain ignorant. i don't wanna get slapped for speaking my mind. or as usually happens banned. i wanna link, i wanna curse, i wanna post unflattering pics! damn, i don't wanna be a glittery unicorn ALL the time. haha and since i'm a fan i certainly don't wanna be a 'worster'. damn, they would hate me!
now there will be rules, can you say duh? but they are easy to remember 1. play nice no name calling2. no slander/libel 3. no pictures my 6yr old shouldn't see (feel free to link w/warning)4. if your feelings get hurt ...don't whine....go back to the fansite you came from5. we make the rules...period. no democracy, no excuses and no quarter. and remember we know where you live (love those IP's)